Thursday, May 20, 2010

A picture is worth a thousand words. . .

. . .or laughs! I need to catch up on my blog but I haven't uploaded my camera pictures yet, so I decided to entertain y'all with some random funny things I've seen in ads, on the internet, and even one from a book of Sierra's. Funny stuff! Enjoy!

Vicious birds!

...Not to mention injury or death!

They really need to buy another supply of letters, I think they're almost out!

The key word is Fast.

Poor'd think they'd be worth a little more than that! (I snapped this picture in Orem, by the way.)


...Now run like the dickens!!

I just thought this was a funny ad that came in my mail

Do you see anything strange? (Besides the guy with the shifty eyes.) It's either a really skinny dog or....maybe it's Ling-Ling's missing head!

Ummm....sick!! Does not sound appetizing at all!

"Those brown ones are NOT jelly beans!" hahaha

It's funny what you can make with a piece of hardware! I found this piece of metal at a former workplace and brought it home to see what I could make of it. Looks like another guy with shifty eyes!

If you know who Mr. Bean is (and his little stuffed bear) they now make an action figure! Let's play 'Mr. Bean's Adventures!!"

This I found on this funny, funny blog, where the guy takes pictures he finds in Children's books and makes up a definition for it. I just thought this was a funny entry. :)


Must be on a special sale! Of all the things in their store they could advertise...they chose the chicken poop?!

Make up your mind!!

In this case, it's good to be a man?

Looks like a good schedule to me!

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

What Have I Gotten Myself Into?

You wait nine months, eating everything in sight only to throw it up every morning. You watch your tummy expand and get bigger and bigger, yet you still have to go about your daily chores of sweeping, mopping and cleaning all while carrying this extra weight around. The mood swings are enough to drive away a hornet. You get kicked and pushed in the ribs until you think they're going to break, and wherever you go all kinds of people have to touch your tummy and say things like, "Well, she's ready to pop," when they think you're not listening.
Then you have to drag yourself out of a warm bed sometime during the night and rush to the hospital where you get shot in the back, poked, prodded and coached to "breathe," etc. But then this tiny, round, red-faced screaming baby gets placed in your arms and you think it's going to be all worth it.'s sleepless nights and sleepless days, waking up every couple of hours to feed this bottomless pit. Your eyes are bloodshot, your whole body is exhausted and in pain.
As time goes on, there are tantrums and food throwing, peanut butter smeared on faces, hands and in hair, grubby little fingers that want to touch everything and pull everything off of shelves, wet and poopy bottoms to wipe, toys to pick up time after time after time, trading in gourmet meals for spaghetti-o's and mac and cheese, crumbs to vacuum three times a day. There's the whining, the crying, the hair-pulling...I could go on. So what have I gotten myself into? Motherhood, and I wouldn't change a thing! Cherish every moment, for they all go by so fast!

Happy Mother's Day to all you beautiful mothers out there! God bless you! And if you'd like to join the "All About Parenting Blog Carnival" just click that link!

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Welcome to May!

It's supposed to be Spring, right? It feels like February!! BRRR! I've had to get the sweatshirts and other warm stuff back out! Doh! Anyway, happy May Day!
PS More snow in the forecast! :(